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    EEEIIIIII visited yoooooou laaaast year, Scroooooooooooooge.

    Oh, yes, spirit, that you did. That you did. Ooooooooh, and here I forgot!

    FOOOOORGOOOOOT!!!!!

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    Here, Cratchet, what do you think you’re doing?

    Uh, er, leaving sir.

    Leaving? It’s 5 minutes to the hour. Shall I dock your pay accordingly.

    Uh, er, no sir.

    No sir? Well it’s back to work for you then, and be quick about it. And I don’t expect your mind to be off home before your body gets out the door either, what?

    Uh, er, no sir.

    Quite.

    Will you be doing anything for Christmas, sir?

    Christmas, Schmissmiss.

    Uh, er, what sir?

    Schmi, schmish. Smiss.

    Are you okay, sir?

    Schmee, smaa, ooh.

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    Oooohhh. Ooooooooooooooh!

    What? Who? What? Oh!

    EEEIIIIII am the Ghooooost of Expeeeected Surprises.

    What? What? Again? Not again. Oh please, spirit, not again. Please no.

    EEEIIIIII visited yoooooou laaaast year, Scroooooooooooooge.

    Oh, yes, spirit, that you did. That you did. Ooooooooh, and here I forgot!

    FOOOOORGOOOOOT!!!!!

    Oh, please spirit. Not so loud. Not again

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    hen, and be quick about it. And I don’t expect your mind to be off home before your body gets out the door either, what?

    Uh, er, no sir.

    Quite.

    Will you be doing anything for Christmas, sir?

    Christmas, Schmissmiss.

    Uh, er, what sir?

    Schmi, schmish. Smiss.

    Are you okay, sir?

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    Oooohhh. Ooooooooooooooh!

    What? Who? What? Oh!

    EEEIIIIII am the Ghooooost of Expeeeected Surprises.

    What? What? Again? Not again. Oh please, spirit, not again. Please no.

    EEEIIIIII visited yoooooou laaaast year, Scroooooooooooooge.

    Oh, yes, spirit, that you did. That you did. Ooooooooh, and here I forgot!

    FOOOOORGOOOOOT!!!!!

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    mas, Schmissmiss.

    Uh, er, what sir?

    Schmi, schmish. Smiss.

    Are you okay, sir?

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    Oooohhh. Ooooooooooooooh!

    What? Who? What? Oh!

    EEEIIIIII am the Ghooooost of Expeeeected Surprises.

    What? What? Again? Not again. Oh please, spirit, not again. Please no.

    EEEIIIIII visited yoooooou laaaast year, Scroooooooooooooge.

    Oh, yes, spirit, that you did. That you did. Ooooooooh, and here I forgot!

    FOOOOORGOOOOOT!!!!!

    Oh, please spirit. Not so loud. Not agai

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    Oooohhh. Ooooooooooooooh!

    What? Who? What? Oh!

    EEEIIIIII am the Ghooooost of Expeeeected Surprises.

    What? What? Again? Not again. Oh please, spirit, not again. Please no.

    EEEIIIIII visited yoooooou laaaast year, Scroooooooooooooge.

    Oh, yes, spirit, that you did. That you did. Ooooooooh, and here I forgot!

    FOOOOORGOOOOOT!!!!!

    Oh, please spirit. Not so loud. Not agai

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    EEEIIIIII visited yoooooou laaaast year, Scroooooooooooooge.

    Oh, yes, spirit, that you did. That you did. Ooooooooh, and here I forgot!

    FOOOOORGOOOOOT!!!!!

    Oh, please spirit. Not so loud. Not again. Not again.

    Why am I heeere again, Scrooooooooge? Why again?

    Uh, uh, because I forgot the very thing that comes around every year. I forgot, yet again, Spirit. Silly me. Oh, silly silly me. I’m a bad man, spirit. Please have mercy. Oh please.

    What is the Deeeeefinition of Expeeeected, Scrooooooge?

    Um, of course, yes, I know this, why it’s something known in advance. Yes. Known in advance, spirit. Something you can see coming. It’s clear. It’s clear now, spirit. Foresight. Advanced knowledge.

    And yet you are caught unprepaaaaaared again this year, Scroooooooge!!

    I am, good spirit. I am wholly unprepared. I didn’t see you coming either, I fear. Stupid, silly man that I am. Oh spirit. Please. What is to become of me?

    Yoooooouuuuuuu knoooooow.

    Oooooh. Not that spirit. Anything but that.

    Yeeees. Scroooge. Revise yoooooour

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