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1. Produce work that constantly falls over in Systems Testing and in Production.
2. When the manager gives his weekly/monthly talk to the department, make sarcastic comments to those nearest to you that the management can’t hear (or so you think).
3. Under pressure, put a couple of changes into Production untested. After all the back-ups are run, the program falls over again, and there is no time for a further back-up. Systems will be up late in the morning, and the big boss will be telling your boss to make sure it doesn’t happen again. He w
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1. Produce work that constantly falls over in Systems Testing and in Production.
2. When the manager gives his weekly/monthly talk to the department, make sarcastic comments to those nearest to you that the management can’t hear (or so you think).
3. Under pressure, put a couple of changes into Production untested. After all the back-ups are run, the program falls over again, and there is no time for a further back-up. Systems will be up late in the morning, and the big boss will be telling your boss to make sure it doesn’t happen again. He
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4. Use your lunchtimes (and work times) to look at porn on the net. The Internet is not very secure and Technical Support is normally the biggest rumormongers and gossipmongers in the building.
5. Keep checking your share prices on the Internet or over the phone and tell your fellow workers things like, “I made five grand today”.
6. At the Christmas Party make a play for your boss’s wife, challenge him to a fight when he complains, or better yet, say he is no good at his job in front of his wife
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